8 arms of talent?

An octopus walks into a bar and says “I can play ANY musical instrument you like.” An Englishman gives him a guitar, which he plays better than Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano, which he plays better than Elton. A Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says “Whats wrong - can ye no play it?” The octopus says, “Play it? -I'm gonna f*ck her brains out once I get her pajamas off !”